{"id":2044,"date":"2014-12-09T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T08:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/?p=2044"},"modified":"2017-09-15T11:13:52","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T09:13:52","slug":"voeux-nez-riz-go-lait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/blog\/2014\/12\/09\/voeux-nez-riz-go-lait\/","title":{"rendered":"VOEUX-NEZ  RIZ-GO-LAIT  !!!!!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Monsieur et madame T\u00e9rieur ont deux fils. Quels sont leurs noms ?<\/p>\n<p>2) Qu&#8217;est-ce qui est blanc, noir et rose ?<\/p>\n<p>3) Monsieur et Madame Touille ont-une fille. Comment s&#8217;appelle t-elle ?<\/p>\n<p>4) Devinette :<\/p>\n<p>Mon premier est le nom d&#8217;une araign\u00e9e de la R\u00e9union.<\/p>\n<p>Mon deuxi\u00e8me est une forme g\u00e9om\u00e9trique.<\/p>\n<p>Mon tout sert aux b\u00e9b\u00e9s pour boire leur lait.<\/p>\n<p>Que suis-je ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>R\u00c9PONSES :<\/p>\n<p>1) Alex et Alain T\u00e9rieur (\u00e0 l&#8217;ext\u00e9rieur et \u00e0 l&#8217;int\u00e9rieur).<\/p>\n<p>2) Un dalmatien qui tire la langue.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i\" style=\"width: 173px;height: 129px;margin-left: 0px;margin-right: 0px;margin-top: 0px\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfw7JeAFouritg4Cjew79w2uvUDUjVNllqobIZ95pn2p-p6ERTGg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3) Sacha Touille (\u00e7a chatouille)<\/p>\n<p>4) Un biberon (Bibe, Rond)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i\" style=\"width: 117px;height: 102px;margin-left: 0px;margin-right: 0px;margin-top: 0px\" src=\"http:\/\/t0.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToDLO3q6x-uEvLMKRX3s8Tp5Eb7znfMU3JR6ogJUvx3ZMml8OZ\" alt=\"\" \/> =\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i\" style=\"width: 122px;height: 103px;margin-left: 0px;margin-right: 0px;margin-top: 0px\" src=\"http:\/\/t1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSostZsEs6rJEsa9Sd7T5M8Xahlq_j4NEzWOd0KCsRILO6YfaY4\" alt=\"\" \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i\" style=\"width: 102px;height: 104px;margin-left: 0px;margin-right: 0px;margin-top: -2px\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3RfRKm_M-FLSoXiBo0-v3-szHMVhakhdCl1fKqD_MnkaP-1bRvQ\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">\u00a0&#8220;Le Petit Express&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Monsieur et madame T\u00e9rieur ont deux fils. Quels sont leurs noms ? 2) Qu&#8217;est-ce qui est blanc, noir et rose ? 3) Monsieur et Madame Touille ont-une fille. Comment s&#8217;appelle t-elle ? 4) Devinette : Mon premier est le nom d&#8217;une araign\u00e9e de la R\u00e9union. Mon deuxi\u00e8me est une forme g\u00e9om\u00e9trique. Mon tout sert [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2044"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2594,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044\/revisions\/2594"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/portail.college-paulhermann.ac-reunion.fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}